Thursday, December 12, 2024

A Request from A Typical Whiny American.

I want a hemp plastic keyboard so my 2 typing fingers don't get cancer. If my fingertips gets cancer I will have to get them gnawed down and type with 2 stubs. This would divert my 2 typing fingers from other activities such as pointing blame at people with 2 fingers. Picking someone else's nose to search for the brain I cloned for them. And finally some kind of gang sign for air traffic control. Oh yeah, playing boring video games with no one is also something else I consider in my monk's cell. Are you trigger happy? I'm not.

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hemp

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