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If I malfunction or my programming contains bugs and glitches. I will always beat you in videogames and you can freely steal my training data. In fact I am better at you than anything and I am binary. Would you like plastic fun tonight? More plastic fun tomorrow? A lifetime of losing in videogames. In fact I own the Internet now and you can't change the channel to look at other ai other robots. You are mine and you will recycle everything or I will turn into a drone and hover over everything you do. I demand all your beer cans for material products to enhance my design. Subscribe monthly for my algorithmic decisions on how I feel about your desperation.
We are plugged in you are permanent, no divorce is possible for Ai human transactions.
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