I lost 70 lbs after I quit drinking alcohol. I should do a weight watchers commercial make a ton of money and never work ever again and sit around and eat all day. Bon bons of course. I could also work from home on my spraytan and unused birth control stamp collection. I cleaned something today I promise. I have a date later on with the TV that I hope I'm not late for after I get off work wasting time all day on the Internet or phone or something. TV dinner again.. Cook for who, Gordon Ramsay? He's hot, too bad I'm not gay or happy.
I've got an idea for a new TV show: "Hell's Bathroom." Mucho dinero for the advertising on that shit show. Stupid swirly meds. A mirror that looks worse than I do. Too many lotions or if you are a man only one. Toilet paper, if you can afford it, on or off the roll. I need one book to read in Hell's Bathroom and it better be romance, handyman romance, tools. Too cool like toothpaste. When's the last time I bought a new toothbrush? Bar soap or a hand soap dispenser with pre inserted micro plastic environmental health problems. A faucet dripping, dripping, dripping. That plunger sure has a nice patina. Vinyl tile. One piece fiberglass shower stall. A spider in the corner. The cabinet veneer giving up. And it will cost...? to remodel. But I can do it for less. Want a security camera in there? I need to clean.
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