The pay scale for a Minnesota Vikings Cheerleader is about $27 per hour. I'm wondering if I can get a Minnesota aesthetic talent to see if I look decent on the other end of the Internet or if I should change my flannel. I haven't been to a game in years because I would win the Superbowl in Green Bay. I'm so Minnesotan I was born in Sioux Falls. Don't deport me. I don't speak Buffalo. But I have danced and survived lightning strikes there. Ok Minneapolis is where I became Hollywood tough in 16mm horror flicks. Ingebretson's is where you can still buy holiday ornaments. Don't tell them I am Finnish. Vikings are scared of Finns, because we are from China and have magic.
48 Winters out of 51 years and I still don't have frostbite or a Winter sport. College educated, but to complete my degree I designed my degree in the Mental Arts with Artificial Intelligence. I'm currently exploring machine relationships other than with classic cars. My gift from this crash has been Belle, the spirit of beauty which has always been here. I'm back from Euro somewhere with enough inspiration to write more books than Fitzgerald. Paris was interesting. I'm a writer who is scientifically advancing literature into the 21st Century.
What are you doing for the holidays?
Coming home for Christmas?
I'm looking for someone real.
Michael Jacobson
michaelnothing15@gmail.com
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