Pa & Ma Bought the Pharmacy Jam.

The farmer's Almanac says Happy something to the E.I.E.I.O. For the first order of business I need to wait around for the ground to thaw. Hopefully the seeds are viable. If not we can build a robot to watch TV for us as we scrounge the countryside looking through the rough for auto parts to move the hell(0) somewhere else. I admit she would make a good news anchor. Someone to keep a straight face as me and my connections operate in the daisies and clover. 5 leaf clover and something Jesus to care about things mundane, traffic congestion and where the party is off to next? Anybody still pregnant? The population might collapse with everyone getting 86'd. 

Immigrate to love and fine cuisine. That's what I would do. They will probably want you back in a year anyway. All the abandoned buildings falling apart with the ghosts leaving and entering as they please. Does this mean Americans will be banned from other countries? I'm banned from a few, for literature and I'm occasionally too exotic. It's difficult to contain information in this connected world. 

They want me to donate my brain to science. I think I will switch it out with one from my old community college. I will see if Igor can "borrow" it 50 Halloweens from now. I stick something fun from Wisconsin in the middle of it. There are a lot of fun things you can get from Wisconsin.

Mind Reading Jones.