How did you destroy Minneapolis? For me it was probably quitting alcohol and going out to bars. The drunk driving ghost says I killed all my fun. It's true I'm not fun. I read and write too much and use alcohol for hand sanitizer instead of Molotov cocktails. I'm so lame I've never even had sex on the beach at lake Harriet or grew marijuana in the sculpture garden. Art, we import. I think we need a strong local flower in the arts instead of an invasive species. We have great art, music especially, followed by fine art and design, and literary activities such as Rain Taxi and the incursions of the Minneapoets. Maybe the city is just feeling it's age. The radicals are older and just pick up dog shit in the dog parks. Blah.
Someone do something other than pray.
I don't know, you can listen to 89.3 The Current from just about anywhere. Work from home and consume your preferred foliage.
Ok what we need is a corporate IT Brand Ai sports something and the attention economy. What would spice things up? Capitalist vs communist dish washing competitions? Snow emergency grand theft auto? The reconstruction of Dulano's and Jerusalems and the Uptown bar? Abortion tourism? A music scene again. Too many guns and fentanyl is definitely the bane. I don't live there anymore, you fix it. Santa clause will be watching on pay per view.
Snoring.
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