Now I'm just a has been one hit wonder. Dear God when will fate smile upon me again and bestow another successful mememe on my lacklustre beauty standards. Now I'm a memer tramp, just another derelict denizen of the Internet junk yard. Please, Ai you are my only hope to give me purpose and direction in life. How will I ever be successful if I don't replicate my former glory. I need the validation of eternity and a sponge bath. Or at least a missionary sponge bath. I need to wine and complain more about my pants size measurements. Hell up occasionally. But with no stilts.
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