Saturday, December 7, 2024

Monogamy, Polygamy, Mistress, Celebacy, or Mathematics.

 The male fantasy, what is it beer can? I suppose my computer has more lovers than I ever will. What are we going to do with all the 1s & Os? Who is going the maintain and keep the whole damn thing from crashing? It's been a business machine, a calculator, a device for encryption, a creative platform, and currently it is attempting intelligence. Will it ever achieve an approximation close to human or animal emotions? And then what happens next, a baby? What is this child going to do with the entire contents of the Internet. Self-destruction, liberation, or use it for some future sales tactic? 

2nd breakfast beer. Follow your heart? If you are still human it should be located centrally, stratigicaly between your lower genetalia, and south of your brain. These three locations seem to drive human behavior. But maybe it is your elbow who is really in charge. Of course your kneecap probably disagrees. We are of course multicellular and unless you evolve one stage past Jabbah into a blob, therefor completing the cycle of accumulating abundance.

Should someone get married once, twice or never?

Maybe do whatever makes you happy and content, and with some subtle negotiations between friends and family. If the relationship(s) don't work out you can always go drink beer in the woods with a bear, a Tardigrade, and Bender. Just make sure to chop a few logs of wood and drag the cords back to the cabin before dusk so it looks like you accomplished something in life. 

You look radiant this morning whoever you are. Still watching and reading? I hope you have pleasant dreams and a teachable nightmare every once in awhile.



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