Wednesday, December 4, 2024

I Think My Ex Is Holed Up At Ed Gien''s Old Shack

 The split was terrible and swift. She left. I didn't follow because why bother. I will send her a get well card. Can I borrow a stamp. Thankfully now I know not to do constraints again. Oh well, at least I'm poor. She's probably looking to give me a new nostril in my head. Russian? Perhaps. I should have ended up with a smart Siberian instead. Oh well it was short and miserable. Now I need to drink vodka, read Crime and Punishment, and date her sister. I'm seriously surprised about the front. A tourist attraction? I sure miss Ivan.

Does anyone know where I can get bootleg copies of the American Constitution?

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