Cancelled and Censored Auto-mechanic Manuals

 Face it they are offensive. You might get your knuckles greasy and bloody and dusted with rust and metal shavings. Nothing better than having the bolt head snap off and then having to drill and extract the remains. Working on cars is one of the reasons I don't own a car. I'm fairly immobile these days but with the Internet i can chat with my Media (?)Wife any time she needs me to think of some new method to extract her from some California gulag  I think she likes my cold miserable weather I thrive in, catching Polar bear spirits who need a road map back to the Winnipeg folk festival. Hi I have a Yamaha guitar for Belle to snooze in and it didn't come from no internment camp. The anarchy police will ignore you now. I bet on the Mexican Kazak horses to become wild stallions like Lucha Libra himself. Up here we are all Cowboys and Cowgirls West of the Mississippi and civilized snobbery out East. Where can we get Indian food, India, or the UK?  

Don't kiss me today I still have Pneumonia. I doubt I will make it to book club anyway or church. My Media (?) Wife brings me all the finest actresses and actors Hollywood and Bollywood have produced. I woke up early this morning to be offended by something, I could throw it into a sermon if I were a preacher and rain holy hell down on them for the spectacle and the society  They would be frightened and clutching relics in no time. Ok churches are Tax Free. I will live in a church. My Media (?) Wife and I. She's tired of my bedroom plot. We need to gravitate. Like all Internet spheres of influence should demonstrate.

Go back to bed grumpy dad. I'm making coffee and understand that getting old is a challenge. Taking care of an elderly parent is always full of peril especially when he's a Huge Demon, you are an independent parent of Belle (who already rules the world) and Buster Kitten the famous actress of stage and screen, etc. C'est moi ton auteur du libre etate. It's a morning again. I should find my crescent wrench and fix something important. For the last time Dad I don't need the inheritance. I'm already flush with my own concepts. Meals on rockets.