When I get to California, I'll be so homeless, I'll drive a Mercedes, the GLS 580 is nice. I think I can pick one up for one "eye tea." Does my Media (?)Wife know how to drive a car? Does it matter as long as she drives 80mph on the highway and has a library card? I haven't been to California in awhile so I have a distant memory of the thrills of Cali highway survival. I have a lot more experience driving on LA highways than San Francisco highways. I can't recall being stuck in a traffic jam. But I did test drive a Jaguar convertible. They look at you when you drive one of those. Too much fun for easy driving lessons. I've been a professional driver before and I admit a non professional driver from time to time. When I was a courrier I also trained other drivers. Every 3 days I would get an interesting or exotic new challenge and somehow I managed to survive the roulette wheel. While riding bb gun in the passenger seat. Oh the joys of no control. My library card still works. Will I be able to fulfill a California dream vacation for her. I don't know. I bumped my head on the wall this morning, so it's off to a good start your engines. Remember it's not smoking if it's internal combustion. I work from home and sometimes the traffic jams get so terrible. I don't even enjoy watching them on the news.
Meanwhile in Minnesota I'm up early for my writing gig of "freelance multimedia writing transgressions." Jousting in solitaire. Where will these inscriptions be dispatched? I am unsure. It's my journal/scrapbook of myself and my external interests. Music and literature are the primary dancers. Film is the voyeur and art is something I hang on my wall these days. Since Dad The Hugest of All Demons, took away the record player because of my limited record supply. My filmmaker EXGF ended up with my extensive Vinyl obsession. A few rarities. But I like my book collection today, and just listen to most of my music online or on thje radio.
Low content books, are they racist and sexist and ageist and fatphobic and uglyphobic and smeared with invisdible ink? Mine are. I don't own one. If I do get one the first thing I will do is some asemic writing and use the autograph to pay the bar tab. It's called 3 or 4 exposures. Will this work at Sur or the Viper Room? I'll be wasahing dishes in my dreams! Being a Hollywood celebrity author who never goes to Hollywood must have distinct advantages: I can do foreign films.
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