Who is Jack the Rip? Is there a hungry badge wanting the latest in MkUltra lullabies. Torture and dog nuts. Ketchup all over that fucking floor. But where did the magic condom go? The Laundromat. Video games just don't satisfy do they. You need chicken wings. Dark meat or light gristle enough to fly. Don't get aids licking that thing. I doubt you'll survive 10 years with that shitty attitude. We manufactured all the evidence to prove your cereal killing streak is a little crunchy. Make sure your mouth doesn't get any scrapes on the gumline. You can get gingivitis. Toothbrush's are suspect. It may have been near an ass. I bet he used the knife on the cellophane wrapper. Did it go in the Nazi oven or were we saved by the price of advertising? I would hate to work long hours on that set gaffing that motherfucker silent. We have enough money for the bar. Who cares? LA traffic sucks.
Gross man, but it we won't stop listening to your Morse code flatulence. The worst cop show since Naked Gun, let's make an episode. So we have an excuse to look at teens on tiktok. Hopefully their father doesn't find out and starts to binge on Slayer at 4 in the morning. Tracking their stupidity with a click. Click. Click. Click. OJ, I understand why you were the only one raptured. Will the military respond? If the pay check is sufficient. Draft.
Domestic violence hotline:
https://www.thehotline.org/
800- 799-7233
Or Play VideoGames to placate your blood lust:
https://youtu.be/XnWO09q2nnw?si=llsHSkK07HSopoLT
Feeling Itchy and Scratchy:
https://youtu.be/OyjjYYpTK7Y?si=nGTWqlAZL2Opm5qC
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