I'm hoping I'm not hallucinating on ergot. Maybe she's an AI now, did she survive COVID? Like I'm going to lay siege to every castle in Euro somewhere looking for her. I'm a cabinet maker so a trebuchet is possible. She left on the honeymoon without me. Hopefully she will knock and deliver more than a pizza. I have a tip. Get a car if you want to deliver pizzas. I like Italian sports cars but am afraid of scratches and expensive car insurance.
In other realities. I had bacon today. I'm not proud of it but bacon's not proud of me either. Wild boar. The can opener is in the junk drawer. It's nothing personal can opener. Thinking of cans. Are you at the bar? Alone? Love sick. I am. Maybe she's afraid of my cell phone? I never call her. She never calls me. I guess it's too easy. I like to text on my phone because I am an endangered species.. A more long attention span.
Insecure with words? Searching for your jpg? I should be a fashion model too. Mom was the 1960s Minneapolis scene. Easiest job ever Tyra. Try looking good while you are hanging drywall with combat boots. Gypsum is chalk after all smuggled in. Snort it with a mask on.
On a scale of 1 to 10 how much do you like your trophy husband?
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