I admit it. I bought the cat drugs. Catnip to be specific. They are forcing me to watch Laff More in the early morning hours because I guess TV has decided to be inclusive of other species of the animal kingdom. I hope it was organic catnip and not laced with anything horrible, GMO science experiment shit. I prefer classic catnip, the best for my pet. I think she's pissed because we don't live close enough to Egypt and the Nile. So we can chop weeds on the banks of the Nile and watch Marc Antony and Cleopatra get all the credit. Why do I constantly have sand in my teeth? Worst playground ever. Do we really need to build 5,000 more pyramids? Can't we just have an AI do an I.T. and 3D print one. Taxes taxis taxease all to pay for someone's smart boobs in silicon valley in the year 2027. Hopeless world. Who has money to travel these days anyway? Why can't we just teleport through the damn Internet already. I'm glad I can still consume me-dia.
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