Wednesday, November 27, 2024

Can I Ask (a) Full Blooded Indian

Yoga pants. Do they look better on CIA or FBI agents? I think both organizations are still out to get me, either for consultation, target practice, a shoulder to cry on, bail money, my fancy book collection, or the fact that I succeed in life. Sure  some of the agents are good looking and physically fit. We were flooded with them during the presidential election. I think Ai Trump simulator won. When they were in town they were probably bored with too little action and too much paperwork. Even the Russians who live here are fairly tame and satiated with full bellies. Now where I live, you are just lucky if you can hear a couple of old guys at the grocery store complaining about the 0.03 rise in fuel prices. I know, I haven't filled up my bicycle with gas in years. Global warming evildoers. Too many trees to hug, and too much bark for toilet paper. Lawn care is  the true sport. Education is a close second. Then next week we can mow the lawn and go to school. Then we can mow the lawn and go to school. Then we can mow the lawn and go to school. I think they liked me more when I drank too much, and was spontaneously bad. But that was 4 and a half years ago. Now I'm sober and poking holes in my typewriter with every keystroke.

Dead.?!

Keep playing video games. You will get good eventually.

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